This week, Dolph Lundgren battles Randy Couture’s seven evil exes while Michael Cera invades Guatemala. Where was Carl Weathers? REVIEWED: The Expendables, Scott Pilgrim. PLUS: We earn our “explicit” rating.
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Speaks for itself. You should probably have seen the movie before you watch this.
We recorded a podcast in two minutes that takes more than one minute to listen to. Wait, what? REVIEWED: Inception. PLUS: Green fairy babies.
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The scariest part of this podcast is the octopus. REVIEWED: The Goonies, Jonah Hex. PLUS: Eye herpes.
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Look, you’re a valuable member of the team, but your childish phobia is seriously impeding our plan and its chances of coming together. Which I would love. REVIEWED: The A-Team. PLUS: Does Sam Jackson being mentioned in this podcast make you more or less likely to listen to it?
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Welcome to The Bevcast. REVIEWED: Prince of Persia. PLUS: Musings on the theater experience.
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Here are some things that happened recently that I never got around to posting!
"I'd like to run a few wrestling names for myself by you. Now, I've narrowed it down to Luscious Lou' and 'Texas Joe Hotdog'..."
Shia LaBeouf wasn’t thrilled with the last Indiana Jones either, and he refreshingly blames himself. To be fair, it certainly wasn’t all (or even mostly) his fault. Uninspired writing and terrible CG did most of the work. But it’s still nice to read this:
You get to monkey-swinging and things like that and you can blame it on the writer and you can blame it on Steven. But the actor’s job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn’t do it. So that’s my fault. Simple.
Yep...just as I planned it?
Speaking of travesties wrought by George Lucas, the director recently had some words of advice for the produces of Lost:
Congratulations on pulling off an amazing show. Don’t tell anyone … but when ‘Star Wars’ first came out, I didn’t know where it was going either. The trick is to pretend you’ve planned the whole thing out in advance.
It’s nice of him to share his trade secrets, but it seems unnecessary. From what I’ve heard, the writers of Lost have already usurped Lucas for the title of laziest hacks in the business.
In happier news, Critical End! favorite John Landis is reportedly going forward with a biopic of Bill Gaines, the man behind E.C. Comics and Mad Magazine. I can’t think of a better director for the project. Hopefully this, along with Burke and Hare will represent a return to prominence for Landis.
And finally, this re-imagining of the classic Sesame Street Pinball Number Count (AKA “11, 12!”) is a must-see. Have a great weekend, kids!
